Well, what with the starving and the food riots and the avalanches and the gas prices and the hey hey, I've been ignoring (pretty much) plain old domestic Uhmerikan-brand mayhem. Let me take a moment to rectify that.
Chicago- "-- By ABC 7 News' count, there have now been 31 people shot in Chicago since Friday. Six people have died. "
New Orleans - "A man was fatally shot Sunday in Gentilly, becoming the seventh person slain in four days in New Orleans. "
Los Angeles - "Foreclosed listings from Hollywood to Glendale"
Ouch- looking at those LA foreclosures- eep.
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Fantastic. UFOs in the Bible Belt = hilarity and preparations for the "end of times".
This is so freaking choice, people. This is like filet mignon.
Who knows what these people are seeing- that is not my question. I just want to know how the hell UFO sightings make these folk think that good ol' Jesus is ready to make a comeback. 1 + 1 + 42?
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."
To make it all a little funnier and scarier is that another dude who claimed to see whatever it was was checking it out through his rifle scope. I couldn't make this up.
"Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle's telescopic lens and described it as very large and without seams, nuts or bolts."
Yup- he's armed.
Sleep well, chickadees.
Who knows what these people are seeing- that is not my question. I just want to know how the hell UFO sightings make these folk think that good ol' Jesus is ready to make a comeback. 1 + 1 + 42?
"People wonder what in the world it is because this is the Bible Belt, and everyone is afraid it's the end of times," said Steve Allen, a freight company owner and pilot who said the object he saw last week was a mile long and half a mile wide. "It was positively, absolutely nothing from these parts."
To make it all a little funnier and scarier is that another dude who claimed to see whatever it was was checking it out through his rifle scope. I couldn't make this up.
"Sorrells said he has seen the object several times. He said he watched it through his rifle's telescopic lens and described it as very large and without seams, nuts or bolts."
Yup- he's armed.
Sleep well, chickadees.
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